Thursday, September 06, 2007


So I've been going jogging a whole lot more recently. I find it helps so much just listening to my music and running out my worries. But a funny thing happened to me today. Or I should say I was able to layeth the smacketh down on some unruly youngsters.

I was about half way home tonight and walking and coming up on my street. There were some kids there (teenagers) I'd say about 15-16ish. I had my Ipod on very low, not so low I can't hear it but so I can hear traffic behind me as well.

Well these kids were messing around. They were a mix of emo/American Eagle Outfitter/punk kids. When I approached them they got quiet. Then one said something and waited to see if I'd respond. I acted like I didn't hear them and kept walking. Then one of the yuppie Ambercrombie kids said, "He can't hear us." as I was just about near them. Then as I walked by he said looking at me, "My dick itches." (He said this loud but not too loud where he thought I could hear him. Unbeknownst to him I could hear him. He said it again as I walked right in front of the kids.

I couldn't resist and while walking past him said, "You wouldn't have that problem if you learned to wash your dick properly you dirty bastard." and I kept on going. His friends pointed and laughed at him and he was too embarrassed to say anything back.

Score one for the older kids. The little punks need to learn some respect.


Beth said...

You go, boy! Lame comment from the kid to begin with.

BeckEye said...

I don't like emo kids, but dick itch IS a common problem, judging from all the guys I see scratching themselves every day.